he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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