Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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