also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wish i was in the wii world.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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