lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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