I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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