fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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