The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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