So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
