So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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