Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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