Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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