why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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