I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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