You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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