GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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