Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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