If i come over, it means nothing
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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