I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
