he referred to my room as the tit cave...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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