He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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