We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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