Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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