We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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