Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
