Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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