we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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