just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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