beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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