3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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