I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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