How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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