Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
