im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
is that a dick in a sweater?
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