Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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