Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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