she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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