im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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