I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
areolas are like halos for boobs.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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