Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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