So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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