dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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