i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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