Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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