My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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