I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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