I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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