I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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