I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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