Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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