whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's never too late to be topless.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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