Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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