Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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