i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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