Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
