You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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