My room smells like vodka and shame
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
