4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Randomize
